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[moreweaponsthanyou]

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[youngestone]

But I wasn't a Thorsson for the first eighteen years of my life. There was no other side to share me with. As far as most of 'em are concerned, your side of the family has no claim to me. They're going to want to stake their claim again.

[moreweaponsthanyou]

Do they not know where kids come from? It takes two people to make a kid. And none of this would have happened if they actually sat down and talked through their religious issues rationally.

We can always skip town again if you don't want to deal with them until they calm down. Go to Iceland maybe.

[youngestone]

As far as they care, Mom had an unfortunate time with a guy they never met and who didn't care about either of us. And having actually spoken to the guy? He loved my mom. A lot. I'm actually pretty pissed at all of them for all of it. Except maybe the younger set, but.

[He shrugs.]

We are going to be skipping town a lot, aren't we?

[moreweaponsthanyou]

I'd be pissed too if I was you.

Well yeah. Until people calm down. I don't care, road trips are fun.

[youngestone]

[He smiles over at Fil]

Y'know, if I had to have a brother in a past life, I coulda done worse.

[moreweaponsthanyou]

[Fil grins back.]

Well yeah, you could have ended up with a neanderthal for a brother. I am obviously the better option.

[youngestone]

Modest, too.

[He throws a pillow at Fil]

You sure you're older?

[moreweaponsthanyou]

Older AND wiser to boot!

[Fil throw it back, aiming for Killian's face.]

[youngestone]

[It hits him, and he throws it back with a laugh]

I've got a pulse that says otherwise!

[moreweaponsthanyou]

[Oh, this is ON. Fil's going to start pummeling you with it.]

Like what?

[youngestone]

[Ow ow ow! Still, he's laughing and trying to get at Fil]

That party? With the juggling dishes and singing? I started the song but you started tossing things!

[moreweaponsthanyou]

[Oof! Oops, there goes that pillow! Fil's laughing too, almost too hard to remain upright.]

That wasn't only me! I'm pretty sure there were other OLDER people involved too!

[youngestone]

You still started it! Can't be that much wiser than me, huh?

[moreweaponsthanyou]

Still wiser. [The stubborn as hell also applies to Fil.]

Feeling better now?

[youngestone]

No.

[He then lunges at Fil, trying to pin him to the ground]

[moreweaponsthanyou]

Oi! And here I was asking with the best of -

[Fil is still taller and has longer limbs. It'll be like trying to pin down a very slippery snake.]

[youngestone]

You asked!

[God almighty, this isn't fair. Killian struggles a bit, laughing uproariously]

Okay, now I'm good.

[moreweaponsthanyou]

[Fil flops back on the ground, laughing as well.]

We should have just started with this to begin with!

[youngestone]

I don't think beating each other up is the answer to all my problems, Fil. Plus it'd probably piss of Mardís.

[moreweaponsthanyou]

If it makes you feel better then what Mardis doesn't know won't hurt her. [So long as it remains relatively harmless of course.]

[youngestone]

[He chuckles, shaking his head]

Dude, violence is never the answer. Especially not when I'm doomed to lose because you're abnormally tall.

[moreweaponsthanyou]

[Fil huffs, amused.]
Again, you started this. I let it go on because sometimes you just have to let out steam.

[youngestone]

Even if I did start it, you didn't have to fight back.

[moreweaponsthanyou]

How about I just buy you a stress ball instead?

[youngestone]

So I can throw it at you?