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[moreweaponsthanyou]

Fil's SmartPhone:
Hi, This is Fil. Sorry I can't pick up right now, if you leave a message I'll get back to you as soon as possible!

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Comments

[youngestone]

So I should get Hjalti a helmet is what you're saying because as soon as everyone else realizes he's here things will fly?

[moreweaponsthanyou]

Nah. He's probably used to it. Wouldn't be surprised if he throws things back.

[youngestone]

How do you keep any glass around here with all the stuff flying?

[moreweaponsthanyou]

I'm pretty sure Aunt Mardis does what Ma does and keeps a set of the plastic dishware around for family gatherings.

[youngestone]

But no helmets?

[moreweaponsthanyou]

Our family have hard heads. Or develop them.

[youngestone]

[Killian laughs.

And then reaches up to knock his fist against Fil's head]

Huh! You're right!

[moreweaponsthanyou]

[This is Fil rubbing his head at that spot. He may or may not be contemplating jumping Killian to drill his own fist into Killian's skull.]

It doesn't mean you have to try it out on me! Try it on your Uncle Hjalti or something!

[youngestone]

One, he's your uncle. Two, who else am I going to test? Thorir'd skin me and Mardis is terrifying!

[moreweaponsthanyou]

Yes, and YOUR dad. So try it out on him!

[youngestone]

He's huge!

[Also wow that's odd to hear and it obviously unnerves him a little]

I already punched him, he won't let me tap his head!

[moreweaponsthanyou]

Maybe I should find you a chair for you to jump him from behind?

[youngestone]

Dick.

[Killian raps his head against Fil's skull again, making a face]

You realize that at some point, you're gonna be my height or shorter? Dwarves aren't exactly tall, after all.

[moreweaponsthanyou]

[This time, Fil wraps his arm around Killian's neck to drag him closer in order to knock his fist against his cousin's head.]

Nope, not listening. Not thinking about it unless I absolutely have to!

[youngestone]

[He laughs, flailing and struggling to get out]

Hey, I am going to enjoy that day when it comes! And I'm so short maybe I'll get lucky and not shrink at all.

[moreweaponsthanyou]

[Fil is totally drilling his fist against Killian's skull.]

You are such a little shit. I hope you end up shorter than I am no matter what!

[youngestone]

I am a model child! My aunts all said so!

[Cracking up]

[moreweaponsthanyou]

[Oops, accidentally lets go because Fil's flailing too.] Lies! All lies!

[youngestone]

[Freedom! Killian moves away, still laughing]

Nope, not a lie!

[moreweaponsthanyou]

[Not for long! Fil's planning to pounce again. Just have to maneuver into the right angle...]

You are are a lying liar who lies!

[youngestone]

Nope, I never lie. Not ever!

[moreweaponsthanyou]

[And Fil pounces!]

You're lying right now!

[youngestone]

Oof!

[He's winded but still struggling]

And how can you tell, huh?

[moreweaponsthanyou]

[Ow! Elbow to the ribs hurt.]

Intuition! And you've got this look on your face!

[youngestone]

What "look"? I'm dying of laughter and pain!