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[moreweaponsthanyou]

Fil's SmartPhone:
Hi, This is Fil. Sorry I can't pick up right now, if you leave a message I'll get back to you as soon as possible!

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Comments

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[youngestone]

Bro, do me a favor and babysit Liam so he doesn't kill my girlfriend's cats. I don't have the money to bail her out for manslaughter.

voice

[moreweaponsthanyou]

Fine, fine, I'm on it. Bring me back something nice from Vegas, okay?

voice

[youngestone]

Duh. Unless of course you were the jackass that planted that phone and called every two hours so it played "Kiss the Girl".

[moreweaponsthanyou]

That was NOT me.

[youngestone]

Are you sure?

[moreweaponsthanyou]

Yes. Didn't even know about it until you mentioned it. But now that you did, it IS kinda funny.

[youngestone]

I can put you on the List to Kill, y'know. Ariel is the most unamused Elf in the history of Elves.

[He laughs]

I mean I eventually just started listening to the damn phone and kissed her whenever it played but.

[moreweaponsthanyou]

If she kills me, there's no one to save her cats from Liam. By the way, I need her address because Liam isn't helping.


Now THAT is a excellent idea. Good job!

[youngestone]

I'll text it.

[He laughs again]

God, I was an idiot for not realizing and saying something sooner. She's amazing, Fil.

[moreweaponsthanyou]

Excellent.

[Rolling his eyes now.]

And there's the sappiness I was expecting!

[youngestone]

Shut up, I love her and with the shit Liam's pulling I deserve a little gushing.

[moreweaponsthanyou]

Well, you're still in the honeymoon phase they call it? So you get a pass.

I don't think Liam means to?

[youngestone]

I don't care, man, he needs to get over himself. We're friends or I thought we were.

[moreweaponsthanyou]

Yeah, I know. I'll see what I can do.